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  2. Every time I watch Remember the Titans

    Beginning:

    Middle:

    From Bertier’s accident until the end:

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  3. When someone asks me for book suggestions at work

    I’m like

     

  4. When my friend told me to calm down after His Last Vow

    I was like…

     

  5. When customers go on a rant about all the things they don’t like about our store

    I’m like….

     

  6. When my friend asks for a sip of my champagne

    I’m all

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  7. During the Christmas season

    I’m like…

     

  8. When I have to go to work on Black Friday

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  9. When people want to go out to expensive places

    I’m like

     

  10. Being single into my mid-twenties

    How I feel:

    How my mom feels: 

     

  11. Everyday before I walk through the door to go to work

    I have to remind myself…

     

  12. Talking to someone ridiculously good looking at the bar

    I’m all…

     

  13. When a customer fell asleep at my work and I had to wake them up

    I was like….

     

  14. When I’m at work and get yet another customer who rambles about nothing or complains about how expensive everything is

    I just wanna be like….

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  15. After drinking way too much

    I yell at the empty bottle like…