1. Every time I watch Remember the Titans



    From Bertier’s accident until the end:



  2. When someone asks me for book suggestions at work

    I’m like


  3. When my friend told me to calm down after His Last Vow

    I was like…


  4. When customers go on a rant about all the things they don’t like about our store

    I’m like….


  5. When my friend asks for a sip of my champagne

    I’m all



  6. During the Christmas season

    I’m like…


  7. When I have to go to work on Black Friday



  8. When people want to go out to expensive places

    I’m like


  9. Being single into my mid-twenties

    How I feel:

    How my mom feels: 


  10. Everyday before I walk through the door to go to work

    I have to remind myself…


  11. Talking to someone ridiculously good looking at the bar

    I’m all…


  12. When a customer fell asleep at my work and I had to wake them up

    I was like….


  13. When I’m at work and get yet another customer who rambles about nothing or complains about how expensive everything is

    I just wanna be like….



  14. After drinking way too much

    I yell at the empty bottle like…


  15. Whenever any Journey song comes on at the bar