1. 13 Mar



    Talking to someone ridiculously good looking at the bar

    I’m all…

     

  2. 13 Mar



    When a customer fell asleep at my work and I had to wake them up

    I was like….

     

  3. 13 Mar



    When I’m at work and get yet another customer who rambles about nothing or complains about how expensive everything is

    I just wanna be like….

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  4. 13 Mar



    After drinking way too much

    I yell at the empty bottle like…

     

  5. 23 Feb



    Whenever any Journey song comes on at the bar

     

  6. 22 Feb



    When a guy asks me why I don’t have a boyfriend

    I’m like

     

  7. 22 Feb



    Whenever one of my family members insults me

    I’m like…

     

  8. 21 Feb



    Having hypothetical discussions about sex with my friends

    Eventually it ends up like….

     

  9. 21 Feb



    Drunkenly deciding to make an impromptu birthday speech

    Tends to be like…

     

  10. 21 Feb



    When I have to go into work on a Sunday

    I feel like….

     

  11. 21 Feb



    Trying to get the last tic-tacs that are stuck at the bottom of the container

    Feels like…

     

  12. 21 Feb



    When people tell me I cant actually do magic

    I’m like…

     

  13. 21 Feb



    When I have to convince my friend to go out drinking with me

    I’m like…

     

  14. 21 Feb



    When I’m pre-gaming and waiting for my friends to finish getting ready to go out

    I’m like…

     

  15. 10 Feb



    When someone tries to talk to me while I’m watching Game of Thrones

    I’m all…